Satire of the Red vs. Blue Silliness

On a lighter note, I found this post over at the Volokh Conspiracy. It is a short play inspired by the comment threads during this political season.

Scene: A Volokh Conspiracy comment thread. Enter two commenters, Red and Blue.

RED: I sure like apples.
BLUE: Apples? They're rotten. Oranges are better.
RED: Are you insane? Oranges are disasters.
BLUE: At least oranges aren't corrupt fruits that hate America.
RED: Yes they are, in fact Hitler liked oranges!
BLUE: WTF? Hitler was an apple.

The End.

Sadly this is almost so true that it is not funny. But I laughed anyway.